Premature Ejaculation

At a services halfway up the A1 somewhere near Doncaster, there was an advert on the men’s toilet wall that read;
“1 in 5 men suffer with premature ejaculation.”

Surely it’s the women who suffer isn’t it?

Though I wouldn’t know…

…I’m normally asleep by then.

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Love is a Tug of War

Love Is A Tug Of War

Love is a tug of war,
A war without any hope.
I take the strain,
You complain,
Then you drop the rope.

10 things women do better than men.

1- the reproachful stare.
B – numbered lists.
3 – writing ’10 things women do better than men’ lists.
4 – talking about non practical things on the phone.
5 – talking about practical things on the phone.
6 – at only having one organ to think with.
7 – performing everyday tasks without expecting a gold star or sexual favours.
8 – sexual favours.
9 – remembering what someone was wearing at a specific event 10 years ago.
10 – everything else not mentioned above.
11 – knowing when to stop.

Men, Women, Mars and Venus

There is a saying that states there is more difference within the sexes than between them. There is another book that would argue we are from different planets.

Here are a few other thoughts offered up to me by my Dad

FIRSTLY
Women will always be right and men will never understand why they are wrong.

SECONDLY
Always listen to what they say – because at some point they will say ‘you haven’t been listening to a word I say!’ then you can regurgitate said preamble and carry on reading your paper smugly.

THIRDLY
If you are walking a small group of girls home after a party or club, always make sure the pretty one lives furthest away.