Premature Ejaculation

At a services halfway up the A1 somewhere near Doncaster, there was an advert on the men’s toilet wall that read;
“1 in 5 men suffer with premature ejaculation.”

Surely it’s the women who suffer isn’t it?

Though I wouldn’t know…

…I’m normally asleep by then.

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Love is a Tug of War

Love Is A Tug Of War

Love is a tug of war,
A war without any hope.
I take the strain,
You complain,
Then you drop the rope.