Laws of Blogging 2 – Why blog?

Snogging – never got one because of a blog (though a ‘like’ is almost as good.)

Flogging – few of us will ever make money at this (and there are a lot of dead horses on here too.)

Jogging – run through somebody’s mind all day by mentioning the muppet theme song so they can’t get it out of their head.

Clogging – hoping to clog up the Internet with our overbrimming verbosity.

Logging – a diary that anyone can read and misinterpret.

Dogging – a dodgy sexual practice here in England that I would neither condone or prohibit (and is very difficult in a mini – car or skirt – so I have heard!)

Hogging – filling everyone else’s inbox with rhyming trivial lists.

I’m out. Anymore?

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13 thoughts on “Laws of Blogging 2 – Why blog?

    • Curlydaz 28/05/2014 / 8:28 pm

      You’re welcome. You made me laugh too. Add your two.

      • chrisrenney 28/05/2014 / 9:26 pm

        Can’t think wot to say…..

    • Curlydaz 28/05/2014 / 8:28 pm

      Feel free to add. It was doing my noggin in!

      • chrisrenney 28/05/2014 / 9:25 pm

        Yeah but you were clever about it!

  1. plantedinthesky 29/05/2014 / 1:58 pm

    Wogging… of course you need to be living somewhere that you can find one πŸ˜‰ a Western Oriental Gentleman, that is.

  2. marjma2014 01/06/2014 / 8:35 am

    Very entertaining! Thanks for that. πŸ™‚

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